Knocked Up quotes
78 total quotesJason
Jay
Jonah
Martin
Pete
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You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
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You went to Santa Monica Community College.
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Dude, it's not herpes if it's everywhere.
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Thanks for the free money, bitch.
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**** me in the beard.
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No pink eye for me. I'm just really high!
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Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
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Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
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Debbie: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Pete: Who needs a time machine?
Ben: [Holds up a glass of liquor] This is my time machine man.
Pete: I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
Pete: Who needs a time machine?
Ben: [Holds up a glass of liquor] This is my time machine man.
Pete: I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
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Alison: BOOBS! BOOBS and BUSH!
Ben: Alriiight, credit bush! That's the best, we're not even five minutes in.
Ben: Alriiight, credit bush! That's the best, we're not even five minutes in.
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Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
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Ben: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison: And a little bit Spanish...?
Ben: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
Alison: And a little bit Spanish...?
Ben: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.