Juno quotes
89 total quotesBren MacGuff
Juno MacGuff
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It started with a chair.
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.
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Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!
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Liberty Bell, if you put one more Bac-O on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.
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I think I'm just going to nip it in the bud, you know, before it gets worse. 'Cause you know, they say pregnancy can often lead to, you know — an infant.
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Silencio, old man. Look, I drank my weight in Sunny D and I gotta go pronto.
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Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?
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I'm going to go to Women Now, because they help women now.
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Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
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I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.
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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Juno: Nah, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
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Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
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It ended with a chair.