Bren MacGuff quotes

I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse.

Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.

[to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, so why don't you go back to night school in Manteno and learn a real trade?

You don't understand. Mark is a married man. There are boundaries.

We don't have a dog because you're allergic to their saliva.

Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

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