Juno quotes
89 total quotesBren MacGuff
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As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.
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You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the hot one with the polio.
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Paulie: I still have your underwear.
Juno: I still have your virginity.
Paulie: [exasperated] Would you shut up?
Juno: I still have your virginity.
Paulie: [exasperated] Would you shut up?
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Mark: Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff.
Juno: She gave you your own room in...in your whole house? For your...for your stuff? Wow, she's got you on a long leash, Mark.
Juno: She gave you your own room in...in your whole house? For your...for your stuff? Wow, she's got you on a long leash, Mark.
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We don't have a dog because you're allergic to their saliva.
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Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.
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Hold on — I'm on my hamburger phone.
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You don't understand. Mark is a married man. There are boundaries.
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My stepmom, Bren, makes me eat super healthy, you know? I can't stand in front of the microwave, and no red M&Ms. I hope you're ready.
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Juno: So have you and Vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet?
Mark: Well, sort of. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.
Juno: [aghast] Madison? Isn't that kind of... I don't know, gay?
Mark: Well, sort of. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.
Juno: [aghast] Madison? Isn't that kind of... I don't know, gay?
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I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse.
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Juno: Oh, wicked pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy — not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling?
Vanessa: You found us in the PennySaver?
Vanessa: You found us in the PennySaver?
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Bren, use a dick! I love it!