Juno quotes
89 total quotesBren MacGuff
Juno MacGuff
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Is it boy troubles? Cause I don't really approve of you dating in your condition.
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Mac: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac: Yeah, that was my first instinct too...
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac: Yeah, that was my first instinct too...
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Bleeker is actually great in...in chair.
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You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten thousand leagues under the sea.
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Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
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Mac: What's that thing?
Vanessa: It's a pilates machine.
Mac: What do you make with it?
Vanessa: Oh...you don't make anything with it, it's for exercise.
Vanessa: It's a pilates machine.
Mac: What do you make with it?
Vanessa: Oh...you don't make anything with it, it's for exercise.
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Vanessa: What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Juno: I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.
Juno: I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.
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Juno has a great sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
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What is with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?
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WOAH, dream big!
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This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.
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Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...
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Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over to your house.