Mac MacGuff quotes

Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.

Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over to your house.

Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!

Liberty Bell, if you put one more Bac-O on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.

In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty... handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Is it boy troubles? Cause I don't really approve of you dating in your condition.

Juno has a great sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.

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