Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes
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Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black
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[Trying to talk his way out of a drug bust] What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies. What you don't believe me? Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the ****ing stink nuggets!
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All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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And on that note, we cue the music.
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And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
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Are we gonna have a problem... again?
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Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
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Die, you super-monkey ****.
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Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - ****z With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
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Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
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Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son.
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Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole ****ing lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.
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Duck, pie ****er! Damn, these white boys can't fight.
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Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
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**** Jay and Silent Bob. **** them up their stupid asses.