I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.

View Quote Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.

View Quote Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention -- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!

View Quote Mother****ing **** mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!

View Quote We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

View Quote Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!

View Quote Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

View Quote Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

View Quote There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

View Quote Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?

View Quote I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

View Quote Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!

View Quote Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!

View Quote No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?

View Quote Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.