I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote Mother****ing **** mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!

View Quote When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.

View Quote Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.

View Quote Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

View Quote Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!

View Quote We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

View Quote Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

View Quote Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

View Quote There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

View Quote Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?

View Quote I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

View Quote Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!

View Quote No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?

View Quote Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.

View Quote Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!