I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 284)

Albert Markovski
Bernard Jaffe
Brad Stand
Dawn Campbell
Multiple Characters
Tommy Corn


If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and thats got me very confused*


Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?

Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!

We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.

When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.

Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention -- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!

There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!