Brad Stand quotes

Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

How am I not myself? [repeated]

Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

Shania cares!

Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!

[after Caterine snaps a photo of his sobbing] NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!

Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.

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