A character in I Heart Huckabees (2004)

Dawn Campbell quotes from I Heart Huckabees (2004)

Naomi Watts

5th most-quoted character in I Heart Huckabees (2004): in 9 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Brad Stand (3)

A line from Dawn Campbell

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5 quotes
Dawn Campbell

I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

Dawn Campbell

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell
[emotionless]

These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!

Dawn Campbell

You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?

Scenes with Dawn Campbell

3 scenes
Dawn Campbell

There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?

That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?

Dawn Campbell

Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.

Dawn Campbell
[Brad whispers in her ear]

Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never the pretty girl.

Really?

Dawn Campbell

No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.

How's the sex?

How is the sex?

Dawn Campbell

The sex?

Come on, guys.

[laughs]

Come on. That's private.

Dawn Campbell

That's gross.

Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.

Dawn Campbell

Surveillance? You've watched us?

No, just listened.

[laughs uncomfortably]

So your surveillance is wrong!

Dawn Campbell

Yeah. It's quantity not quality.

She meant quality not quantity.

Dawn Campbell

I know, I was only joking.

Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?

Dawn Campbell

We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

It's longer than that, darling.

Dawn Campbell
[laughs hysterically]

Eight minutes of heaven! It's quantity not quality!

You should see her after a couple of margaritas.

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