I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 284)

Albert Markovski
Bernard Jaffe
Brad Stand
Dawn Campbell
Multiple Characters
Tommy Corn


When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.


Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention -- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!

Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!

Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?

Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.

[after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?

[after Caterine snaps a photo of his sobbing] NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!