I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 284)

Albert Markovski
Bernard Jaffe
Brad Stand
Dawn Campbell
Multiple Characters
Tommy Corn


I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.


If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and thats got me very confused*

Mother****ing **** mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!

Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?

No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

Shania cares!

Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!

There is no such thing as you or me,

There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

What?! Is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?!