Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

View Quote [Responding to Grandpa having a few beers at the party, if he was alive] He would have had twenty! No, he had a problem...

View Quote I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!

View Quote That's sweet. Let's see... You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.

View Quote I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.

View Quote Thank you, Mr. President.

View Quote I'm an Antique.

View Quote Space shuttle.

View Quote I wanna eat the TV.

View Quote Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!

View Quote Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!

View Quote Suck those jugs, kid!

View Quote The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!

View Quote Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!

View Quote I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!