Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

View Quote Oh, I started a fight club.

View Quote Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop ****ming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

View Quote Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.

View Quote Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]

View Quote Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

View Quote Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

View Quote Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!

View Quote So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!

View Quote Space shuttle.

View Quote Stupid ****ing idiot, red shirted ass.

View Quote Suck those jugs, kid!

View Quote Thank you, Mr. President.

View Quote That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

View Quote That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.