Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman


I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.


You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

Peter: Thank you Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris: Thank you Peter.

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

Peter: You want to join the cheerleaders to prove to a girl that you're not a loser?
Justin: Yeah, why?
Peter: Nothing. It's just... I guess high school's changed a lot since my day.

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

Peter: I think the lady asked you to leave.
White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
Peter: Not nearly as much as your hair does.

Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

Gar, this sucks!