Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Patches O'Houlihan
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

Peter: You want to join the cheerleaders to prove to a girl that you're not a loser?
Justin: Yeah, why?
Peter: Nothing. It's just... I guess high school's changed a lot since my day.

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

Peter: I think the lady asked you to leave.
White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
Peter: Not nearly as much as your hair does.

I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

Gar, this sucks!

I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.