Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
88 total quotesPeter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman
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[When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.
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[Deep breath in] I love the smell of q***f in the morning!
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Hold your phone, she's got a cannon!
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[Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]
Peter: I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Why?
Peter: I'm so sorry, really.
[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]
Girl Scout: In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
Peter: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.
Peter: I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Why?
Peter: I'm so sorry, really.
[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]
Girl Scout: In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
Peter: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.
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What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!
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I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.
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Cotton: It appears that Average Joe's is forfeiting the final match.
Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
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An' I'll be splitting my buried treasure with ya... when I find it, that be..
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I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.
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Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.
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Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
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I've got some hookers in my room... wanna go celebrate? My treat!
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They're too good and you suck something awful.
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Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!
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Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!