Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Patches O'Houlihan
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

Gar, this sucks!

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.