Dazed and Confused quotes
76 total quotesMike Newhouse
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Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater
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Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?
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Oh, man, I'm ****in' wasted.
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I never get "shotgun".
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[after Dawson tackles him, playfully] What the ****, man!
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[on public address system, to junior high students] Okay, all you freshman ****s, listen up! Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya. If you meet us, right here, after school you'll only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're gonna be lookin' for you, pal. Your ass is gonna be purple by the time this day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]
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[To Mitch Kramer, who's pitching in a baseball game] Hope you've got more than a jock strap on under there, ya little rat!
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Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
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[to Mitch] You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her 'cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that [snaps fingers]. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
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Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. ****, sissy, pussy, freshman.
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[tricking the freshman so he can use the keg] Oh no! Look, look! It's the cops! [they all run] See? It's so easy.
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Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place...
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Y'all ready to bust some ass?
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This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... **** her.
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What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your ****ing ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman ****! [shoves Mitch] **** all of you! **** you!
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Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt you..much.