Ron Slater quotes

[looking over Austin, Texas] Would you look at this ****ing town, man? It's dead. Imagine how many people out there are ****in' right now man, just goin' at it.

I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

I know you..we had geography together, remember?

Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?

Oh, man, I'm ****in' wasted.

Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

I never get "shotgun".

[after Dawson tackles him, playfully] What the ****, man!

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