Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote ...I wanna dance!

View Quote I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

View Quote It's seems what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

View Quote You're telling me, I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

View Quote [to Cynthia, after getting his ass kicked by Clint] I got some pretty good hits in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked..right?

View Quote Look, man, I got it all planned out. Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up, know what I'm saying? There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. So all I have to do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait.

View Quote Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

View Quote Cynthia: The Fifties were boring, the Sixties rocked, and the Seventies..oh god..well, they obviously suck...maybe the Eighties will be radical..

View Quote Tony: "Neo-McCarthyism", I like that.

View Quote Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

View Quote Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

View Quote Jodi: What are we having social hour over here? [aside] I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

View Quote Mitch: [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch: Okay.

View Quote Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

View Quote Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.