Don Dawson quotes

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

[to Mitch] You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her 'cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that [snaps fingers]. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. ****, sissy, pussy, freshman.

[tricking the freshman so he can use the keg] Oh no! Look, look! It's the cops! [they all run] See? It's so easy.

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place...

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