Caddyshack quotes
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Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb
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[To his Chinese friend who is taking pictures] Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? This is a parking lot!
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This is my friend Mr. Wang . . . no offense!
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Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
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Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
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Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?
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Hey loosen up will ya? You're a lotta woman, you know that? Hey you want to make 14 dollars the hard way?
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And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! A nice boy. Alright, he's a good boy. [He looks away] I tell ya. Now I know why tigers eat their young.
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Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
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I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself.
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He tried to choke me! You saw it. He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.
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[After dropping anchor on top of Judge Smails' sailboat] Hey! You scratched my anchor!
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[After the gopher took his ball] That kangaroo stole my ball!
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Weeeeell, we're waiting!
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Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.