Ty Webb quotes

Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?

In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction.

Thank you very little.

[singing] I was born to love you.
I was born to lick your face.
I was born to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.

I feel like a hundred dollars.

Don't worry about this one. If you miss it, we lose.

Well..[looks at his bare wrist as if checking a watch]..I've got a "thing"..

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