Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)

View Quote Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

View Quote Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... (Bart hits him on the head with a shovel) OW!!!