Blazing Saddles quotes
64 total quotes (ID: 84)Lyle
Multiple Characters
Taggart
Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!
Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!
Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned nigger work song!
Hedley: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto!
Hedley: "Ditto"? "Ditto", you provincial putz?!
Taggart: Ditto!
Hedley: "Ditto"? "Ditto", you provincial putz?!
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Bart: Good mornin' Ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Old Lady: Up yours, nigger!
Old Lady: Up yours, nigger!
Charlie: You shifty nigger, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right.
Bart: And they was right.
A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!
Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!
Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.
Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
[about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.
[to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?
Where's my froggy?
You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.