Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 84)

Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Multiple Characters

Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!

Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!

Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!

Hedley: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto!
Hedley: "Ditto"? "Ditto", you provincial putz?!

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Bart: Good mornin' Ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Old Lady: Up yours, ****!

Charlie: You shifty ****, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right.

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

[about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

[to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

Where's my froggy?