Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

View Quote What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!

View Quote Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!

View Quote Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!

View Quote Hedley: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto!
Hedley: "Ditto"? "Ditto", you provincial putz?!

View Quote Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

View Quote Bart: Good mornin' Ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Old Lady: Up yours, ****!

View Quote Charlie: You shifty ****, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right.

View Quote A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

View Quote Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!

View Quote Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

View Quote Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

View Quote Where's my froggy?