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Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

Bart
Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Lyle
Multiple Characters
Taggart




View Quote Well, you devious son of a bitch.
View Quote Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.
View Quote What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
View Quote What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.
View Quote Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".
View Quote That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]
View Quote Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!
View Quote Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!
View Quote Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
View Quote Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... (Bart hits him on the head with a shovel) OW!!!
View Quote (writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.
View Quote Mongo: Mongo only pawn in game of life.
View Quote Mongo: Don't know. Got to do with where choo-choo go...
View Quote Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.
View Quote Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?