Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 84)

Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Multiple Characters

Well, you devious son of a bitch.

Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... (Bart hits him on the head with a shovel) OW!!!

(writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Mongo: Don't know. Got to do with where choo-choo go...

Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?