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Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

Bart
Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Lyle
Multiple Characters
Taggart




View Quote Lily: (with Bart in the dark) Is it twue what they say about your people being... gifted? (loud unzipping noise) Oh it's TWUE! It's twue, it's twue!
View Quote Olson Johnson: All right, we'll give some land to the ****s and the ****, but we don't want the IRISH.
View Quote Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out...
[People cringe back and a woman screams - he pulls out a letter - people sigh, almost sounding disappointed]
Bart (continuing): By the power invested in me by the honorable William J. Le Petomane--
[People start ****ing guns and pointing them at Bart]
Bart (continuing): I hereby assume the duties of sheriff in and for the township of Rockridge.
Reverend: Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's not let anger rule the day! (waving Bible) As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to saaaayyy!
[A hole is shot through the Bible; the Reverend turns to Bart]
Reverend: Son, you're on your own. (exit Reverend)
View Quote Bart: Are we awake?
The Waco Kid: We are not sure. Are we...black?
Bart: Yes we are.
The Waco Kid: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.
View Quote A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!
View Quote Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!
View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.
View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?
View Quote Where's my froggy?
View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!
View Quote I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, In**an agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, b***erers, b***whackers, h****wogglers, horse thieves, bull d***s, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
View Quote Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!
View Quote Mexican Outlaw: Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!
View Quote Reverend: Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just jerking off?
Everyone Else: AMEN.
Lyle: (after Lyle and a bunch of other guys farted for 3 minutes) How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.
View Quote Charlie: Bart?
Bart: What?
Charlie: Am I wrong, or is the world...rising?
Bart: I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it!