Animal House quotes
70 total quotesEric 'Otter' Stratton
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman
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Guy with guitar: [singing] I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I ga...
Bluto: [grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall repeatedly, then hands the splinters back] Sorry.
Bluto: [grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall repeatedly, then hands the splinters back] Sorry.
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[to Flounder] Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal? I've got a good mind to smash your fat face. Listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber. Your days are numbered at Faber. You and all your sick Delta buddies. Meantime, your ass belongs to me. Now, drop and give me 20.
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Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
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D-Day: Ramming speed!!
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Mandy Pepperidge: Otter, don't flatter yourself. It really wasn't that great.
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Boon: Let's take the cheese.
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[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... [Larry gets up] I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... [Larry gets up] I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
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Hoover: Have you seen Boon?
Katy: He disappeared when we got here. He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.
Hoover: No doubt.
Katy: [to Larry] They're well-known homosexuals.
Hoover: Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding.
Katy: He disappeared when we got here. He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.
Hoover: No doubt.
Katy: [to Larry] They're well-known homosexuals.
Hoover: Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding.
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Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
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Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
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Marion Wormer: [to the mayor] You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
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Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? [looks at Bluto and D-Day] Those assholes must have stolen the wrong ****ing exam!
Boon: Every one? [looks at Bluto and D-Day] Those assholes must have stolen the wrong ****ing exam!
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You guys playing cards?
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I hope I'm gonna score, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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This year we're going to take the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. The time has come for somebody to put his foot down, and that foot ... is me.