Douglas C. Neidermeyer [to Flounder]
You will report to the stable tonight and every night at 1800 hours. And without that pledge pin! Do you understand?
Played by Mark Metcalf 
Animal House (1978) · 72 quotes
Animal House (1978) · 72 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Animal House (1978): in 7 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric 'Otter' Stratton (2), Boon (2), Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman (2)
Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal? I've got a good mind to smash your fat face. Listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber. Your days are numbered at Faber. You and all your sick Delta buddies. Meantime, your ass belongs to me. Now, drop and give me 20.
More lines from Douglas C. Neidermeyer
2 quotes Douglas C. Neidermeyer Douglas C. Neidermeyer You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
Scenes with Douglas C. Neidermeyer
4 scenes Neidermeyer Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.
Larry.
Neidermeyer Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.
Neidermeyer We now consecrate the bond of obedience. Assume the position.
Chip [Hits Chip with a paddle]
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Neidermeyer Dress that line. Dress that line, mister! Dress that line, soldier. Mister, hold my mount. [to Kent] You fat, disgusting slob! You're a goddamned disgrace!
He can't do that to our pledges.
Only we can do that to our pledges.
Neidermeyer [to Kent]
Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister?
It's a pledge pin, sir.
Neidermeyer A pledge pin! On your uniform?
...
Neidermeyer Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?
It's a Delta pin, sir.
Neidermeyer The following charges are brought: First, that the Delta house did knowingly violate the rules governing pledge recruitment by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week and after established drinking hours.
I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if l may.
You'll get your chance, smart guy. [to Neidermeyer] Get on with it.
Neidermeyer Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester, Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.
Half the houses didn't make grades.
You will speak when you're told to, and not before! [to Neidermeyer] Read.
Neidermeyer Third, that the Delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members during--
That's not true!
Not another word!
Neidermeyer During midterm examination week. And most recently...that a Roman toga party was held from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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