Animal House quotes
70 total quotesEric 'Otter' Stratton
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman
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You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
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May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
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Boon: [to Katy] I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Larry: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Larry: Hey!
Boon: What'd I say?
Larry: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Larry: Hey!
Boon: What'd I say?
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Come on in. Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
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Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter & Boon: Like Fred.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter & Boon: Like Fred.
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Larry: I hate this.
Kent: No sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy. They have to take me. It's their law. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.
Larry: Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.
Kent: No sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy. They have to take me. It's their law. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.
Larry: Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.
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[After the Deltas are expelled] Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the ****ing Peace Corps.
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[Flounder has just fired a gun near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!
D-Day: [checks the gun] There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!
[The three glance at each other in terror, then run screaming]
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!
D-Day: [checks the gun] There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!
[The three glance at each other in terror, then run screaming]
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[to Flounder] You will report to the stable tonight and every night at 1800 hours. And without that pledge pin! Do you understand?
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Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
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I hate those guys.
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Larry: [Handed his first joint] I won't go schizo, will I?
Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.
Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.
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[Meeting Larry and Kent for the first time] A wimp and a blimp!
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Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Larry: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
Boon: Yeah.
Jennings: You ever smoked before?
Boon: Sure.
Katy: When did you ever smoke pot?
Boon: I've done a lot of things you don't know about.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Larry: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
Boon: Yeah.
Jennings: You ever smoked before?
Boon: Sure.
Katy: When did you ever smoke pot?
Boon: I've done a lot of things you don't know about.
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Otter: Mandy, Mandy Pepperidge. I haven't seen you since we...
Mandy: Go away!
Otter: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
Mandy: Do I have to leave?
Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?
Mandy: Go away!
Otter: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
Mandy: Do I have to leave?
Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?