10 Things I Hate About You

10 Things I Hate About You quotes

70 total quotes (ID: 2)

Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford
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Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford

Do you even know my name, screwboy?

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Michael: Okay I talked to her, I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you.

Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

Kat: I just need to lie down somewhere
Patrick: Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
Kat: Sleep is good
Patrick: Yeah. Not if you have a concussion.

Joey: Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.

Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

Walter Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not!
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.


I burn! I pine! I perish!