10 Things I Hate About You

10 Things I Hate About You quotes

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Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford
Michael
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Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford


Do you even know my name, screwboy?


Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Michael: Okay I talked to her, I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you.

Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

Joey: Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

Kat: I just need to lie down somewhere
Patrick: Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
Kat: Sleep is good
Patrick: Yeah. Not if you have a concussion.

What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.

My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

I burn! I pine! I perish!

It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

Walter Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not!
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.

Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!... Momma di'nt raise no fool.