10 Things I Hate About You quotes

70 total quotes

Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford

Michael
Multiple Characters
Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford

View Quote I dazzled him with my ...wits.

View Quote Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

View Quote I need aqua!

View Quote Joey: Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

View Quote Do you even know my name, screwboy?

View Quote My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

View Quote Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

View Quote It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

View Quote Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

View Quote What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

View Quote Walter Stratford: Shoulda used the window.
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?!?!
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.

View Quote Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

View Quote The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.

View Quote Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.

View Quote I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yup, that's a Toyota.