Patrick Verona quotes

What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.

[talking to Kat] Who knocked up your sister ?

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