Kat Stratford quotes

You're not as vile as I thought you were.

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive alcoholic and misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

What is it, Asshole Day?

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

Do you even know my name, screwboy?

Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

I dazzled him with my ...wits.

I need aqua!

'Cause he was like- such a babe.

I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

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