10 Things I Hate About You quotes

View Quote Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat: Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

View Quote Dr. Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no... but it's only 4:30.

View Quote Joey Donner: [after she punches him in the face] Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose-spray ad tomorrow!

View Quote Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah...
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know...
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.

View Quote Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: Well then, what did I have an effect on?
Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

View Quote Kat: You're so patronising.
Patrick: Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.
Kat: I don't think so.
Patrick: Okay...
Kat: Why are you doing this?
Patrick: I told you. You may have a concussion.
Kat: You don't care if I never wake up.
Patrick: Sure I do.
Kat: Why?
Patrick: Because, well then, I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
Kat: Like you could find one.
Patrick: Ooh, see that, there? Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

View Quote Bianca: Yup, see, there's a difference between "like" and "love." Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But...I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack!
Chastity: Ohhh...

View Quote Geek: [When asked if he would go out on a date with Kat] Maybe. If we were the last two human beings alive. And there were no sheep. [smiles creepily] Are there sheep?

View Quote Bogie Lowenstien: That must be Nigel with the brie.

View Quote Bianca: Can we for two seconds forget the fact that you are severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

View Quote I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

View Quote [Bianca is about to go to the prom with Cameron]
Walter Stratford: What are you wearing?
Bianca: A prom dress.
Walter Stratford: I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately.
Bianca: Well, bye.
Walter Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain.
Bianca: Well, you know how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well she found this guy which is kinda perfect for her, which is actually kinda perfect for me because Cameron asked me to go to the prom, and I really really really want to go, and I seem to comply to the rule and it's previous stipulations of course!
Cameron: [about to shake Walter's hand] Nice to meet you
[Bianca grabs Cameron's hand before he can shake it]
Bianca: [laughs] Lets go!
Walter Stratford: I know every cop in town Bucko!

View Quote I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

View Quote Michael: Okay I talked to her, I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you.

View Quote Walter Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not!
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.