A character in Young Adult (2011)

Buddy quotes from Young Adult (2011)

Patrick Wilson

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Young Adult (2011): in 3 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Mavis Gary (3)

Scenes with Buddy

3 scenes
Buddy

Mercury's changed a lot since then, though. We're way less of a hick town.

Really?

Buddy

Yeah, we've got this place. It beats Woody's, right? And we're getting a new Chipotle at the mall.

And I noticed you got a KenTacoHut. You know, one of those Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell.

Buddy

Pizza Hut! That's genius. KenTacoHut. You sound like one of your crazy characters.

Buddy

Mavis, what the hell is going on?

Why did you invite me?

Buddy

I didn't invite you. My wife did. Beth practically forced me to call you. She feels sorry for you. We all do, Mavis. It's obvious you're having some mental sickness, some depression. You're very lonely and confused. So Beth made me invite you here even though I knew it was a mistake. I knew it.

You're lying.

Beth

He's not.

Well. What about now? You hate me now? Cause it should be easy because I **** hate you.

Buddy

It sucks what happened to Matt. That poor guy suffered so much just for being gay.

He's not actually gay.

Buddy

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is.

No.

Buddy

Didn't you call him a theater **** all the time in high school?

Theater **** is an expression, Buddy.

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