X-Men quotes

View Quote Professor Xavier: I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some breakfast?
Wolverine: Where am I?
Prof. Xavier: Westchester, New York. My people brought you here for medical attention.
Wolverine: I don't need medical attention.
Prof. Xavier: Yes, of course. [Storm, Cyclops, and Jean enter.] Ah — Logan, I'd like you to meet Ororo Munro, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you've already met Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted — for mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto.
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?
Prof. Xavier: A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabretooth.
Wolverine: Sabretooth? [looks at Storm] Storm. [looks at Xavier] What do they call you — Wheels? This is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

View Quote Senator Kelly: I have here a list of names of identified mutants living right here in the United States.
Dr. Jean Grey: Senator-
Senator Kelly: Here's a girl in Illinois who can walk through walls. Now what's to stop her from walking into a bank vault, or the White House, or [gestures toward the gallery] into their houses?
Dr. Jean Grey: Senator, please-
Senator Kelly: And there are even rumors, Miss Grey, of mutants so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with mutants. To be taught by mutants! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!

View Quote [Just before Wolverine's cage fight]
Referee: Whatever you do, don't kick him in the balls.
Wolverine's Opponent: I thought you said "anything goes"?
Referee: Anything goes...but he'll take it personal.

View Quote Wolverine: You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops: If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine: Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?
Cyclops: It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan- stay away from my girl.

View Quote [Commenting on the X-Men uniforms.]
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
[The joke here is Wolverine's costume in the comics consisted of yellow spandex.]

View Quote Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher - a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind: the Brotherhood of Mutants.

View Quote [to Professor X] What do they call you? Wheels? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

View Quote [Wolverine confronts Magneto for the first time.]
Magneto: You must be Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?
Wolverine: What do you want with me?
Magneto: My dear boy, who ever said I wanted you?

View Quote Wolverine: Magneto's right: There is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.

View Quote You homo sapiens and your guns!

View Quote You lost your money. You keep this up, you'll lose something else.

View Quote Welcome to the future... brother!

View Quote Let's just say 'God' works too slowly.

View Quote You're so full of shit! If you were really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.

View Quote Rogue: [regarding Wolverine's claws] When they come out.... does it hurt?
Wolverine: Every time.