X-Men 2000 quotes, page 2

Sabretooth

Scream for me.

Toad

Quit playing around.

Wolverine

You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops

If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine

Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?

Cyclops

It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan- stay away from my girl.

Whatever you do, don't kick him in the balls.

Wolverine's Opponent

I thought you said "anything goes"?

Anything goes...but he'll take it personal.

Wolverine

You actually go outside in these things?

Cyclops

Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
[The joke here is Wolverine's costume in the comics consisted of yellow spandex.]

Magneto

You must be Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?

Wolverine

What do you want with me?

Magneto

My dear boy, who ever said I wanted you?

Wolverine

Magneto's right: There is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

Storm

At least I've chosen a side.

Magneto

You homo sapiens and your guns!

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

You're so full of shit! If you were really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.

Magneto

Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher - a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind: the Brotherhood of Mutants.

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

What do they call you? Wheels? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Rogue

When they come out.... does it hurt?

Wolverine

Every time.

Magneto

Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?

Magneto

Let's just say 'God' works too slowly.

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

You lost your money. You keep this up, you'll lose something else.