Tess McGill
Why did you say you weren't you last night?
Jack Trainer
Because I knew it would happen. All Mergers and Acquisitions. No lust and tequila.
Tess McGill
That was... I mean that just happened, okay? I want to make it clear, um... What did happen, exactly?
Jack Trainer
The earth moved. The angels wept. The Polaroids are, are, uh... [gropes about in his coat pockets] are in my other coat. [grins] Nothing happened. Nothing happened!
Tess McGill
I woke up in my underwear.
Jack Trainer
I'll bet you look nice.


