Tess McGill [from her new, private office]
Hey, Cyn. Guess where I am.
2nd most-quoted character in Working Girl (1988): in 20 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Katharine Parker (18), Cynthia (5), Jack Trainer (5)
Y'know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?
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18 scenes Tess McGill No lunch. I got speech class.
What'dya need speech class for? You talk fine!
Can I get ya anything, Mr. Trainer? Coffee? Tea? Me?
Tess McGill [to Jack]
Isn't she a riot. That'll be all, Cynthia.
Personnel Director Tess, Tess, Tess...
Tess McGill I know.
Personnel Director You won't get anywhere by calling your boss a pimp.
Tess McGill Well, he is.
Ugh! What a slob.
Tess McGill You were so smooth with him. I probably would have...
Never burn bridges. Today's junior prick, tomorrow's senior partner. So, how do you think the party's going?
Tess McGill Pretty well, I think. Should I stop serving now?
Katherine Parker
Better make one more round.
Tess McGill Right.
I'd love to help you but... we can't busy the quarterback with passing out the Gatorade.
I think he's it, and I think this could be the weekend we decide. He said that there was something very important that he wanted to discuss with me. I think he's going to pop the question.
Tess McGill What if he doesn't?... pop the question?
I really don't think that's a variable. We're in the same city now, I've indicated that I'm receptive to an offer, I've cleared the month of June... and I am, after all, me.
Tess McGill For cleaning...
Are you kiddin' me?
Tess McGill No, I'm not.
I've been looking for you.
Tess McGill Why, do you know me?
No. No, but I promised myself that when I saw you, I would get to know you. You're the first woman I've seen in one of these damn things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
Tess McGill Thank you I guess.
Tess McGill [after taking several shots of tequila]
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
You okay?
Tess McGill Mmm, I'm fine. I'm just fine. I took an antihistamine before, and it makes for a nice little buzz.
Oh, I didn't know that they let bad girls into these things.
Tess McGill Do I look like I don't belong here?
No. No, I'm sure that you're a real ace in whatever it is that you do do.
Tess McGill Damn straight.
But how you look...
Tess McGill I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
Uh, no. No.
Tess McGill Shoot me, just shoot me.
Will you cut that out, they didn't throw you out, did they?
Tess McGill Well, they don't exactly have bouncers at these things, they're a little more subtle than that, Cyn. Oh God, and last night!
Yeah, I should've checked the miligrams. Live and learn. Well, maybe, he'll feel sorry for you and make it up to your doing your deal or whatever it is.
Tess McGill I'm not looking for sympathy. You know, I had a shot at it... you know!
Tess McGill Why did you say you weren't you last night?
Because I knew it would happen. All Mergers and Acquisitions. No lust and tequila.
Tess McGill That was... I mean that just happened, okay? I want to make it clear, um... What did happen, exactly?
The earth moved. The angels wept. The Polaroids are, are, uh... [gropes about in his coat pockets] are in my other coat. [grins] Nothing happened. Nothing happened!
Tess McGill I woke up in my underwear.
I'll bet you look nice.
Mick Dugan Tess, will you marry me?
Tess McGill Maybe.
Mick Dugan Ya call that an answer?
Tess McGill You want another answer, ask another girl.
Mick Dugan I want to get things solidified. Things in my life! You're not the only one with plans, you know!
Tess McGill I said, maybe.
Mick Dugan Maybe means dick! **** maybe! I want an answer now!
Tess McGill Please, don't yell at me! You treat me like I'm dumb!
Mick Dugan Why are we always talkin' about the way you get treated, huh? Who the **** died and made you Grace Kelly?!
Tess McGill I am not steak! You can't just order me!
Mick Dugan Look, I don't need this! You get your priorities straight, maybe we'll talk. Right now, we're history.
Look, all I'm saying is, if you're so smart, why don't you act smart and save your ass while you still can. Else they're gonna find out, you're not gonna have your job, or any job. You're outta your man and your home already!
Tess McGill I'm gonna come clean as soon as I get my end set up. I swear. I know what I'm doing.
Yeah, so do I... screwing up your life.
Tess McGill No, I'm trying to make it better! I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life working my ass off and getting nowhere just because I followed rules that I had nothing to do with setting up, okay?
Tess McGill How did you get the scar?
Some guy pulled a knife in Detroit.
Tess McGill Really?
No. No, I was nineteen and I thought it'd be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet.
Tess McGill [laughs]
Have you been telling that story ever since?
You're the only one who knows the true story.
Tess McGill Except the girlfriend?
I had her, uh... disappear. It's too bad. Nice girl. Real shame.
Tess McGill [to Jack]
Look, we're in a business deal together now, and I just don't think that we should get involved that way. My life is real complicated as it is.
I don't want to complicate it either. I just thought dinner, maybe a movie.
Tess McGill We both know what we're talking about.
I certainly hope so!
Tess McGill You know, maybe I just don't like you.
Me? Naaah!
Tess McGill [to Katharine]
Look, you, maybe you've got everyone around here fooled with this saint act you have going, but do not ever speak to me again like we don't know what really happened! You got me?
Katherine Parker
Tess, this is business. Let's just bury the hatchet, okay?
Tess McGill You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight! [to Jack] And if you really think that I said I loved you as part of some scheme, then that is really pathetic, you know?
My God, she'll stop at nothing.
Tess McGill You can bend the rules plenty once you get to the top, but not while you're trying to get there. And if you're someone like me, you can't get there without bending the rules
Oren Trask
You've got a real fire in your belly. Or was this just a one-time stunt that you pulled?
Tess McGill I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir. I've got something in my belly, but I think it's nervous knots.
Alice Baxter Uhm, Ms. McGill?
Tess McGill Yes.
Alice Baxter [pointing to private office]
That's your desk... in there...
Tess McGill I don't think so.
Alice Baxter Oh, yes. I sit out here.
Tess McGill Sorry, I thought the secretary would sit out here...
Alice Baxter That's right, I'm the secretary. If you don't mind, I'd prefer assistant.
