A character in Nobody's Fool (1994)

Toby quotes from Nobody's Fool (1994)

Melanie Griffith

4th most-quoted character in Nobody's Fool (1994): in 6 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Sully (5)

Scenes with Toby

6 scenes
Toby
[to Sully]

Go ahead, steal our snowblower. You're the slowest goddamn thief that I ever saw.

Toby

Did you come to steal our new snowblower?

I've already done it, just about.

Toby

I could legally shoot you, you know.

Not unless I'm breaking and entering.

Toby

ARE you gonna break and enter?

What's happening with Dummy?

Toby

I don't know. He took my threat to shoot him a lot more seriously than you just did.

Poor guy just had a bypass. Maybe he's trying to cram everything he can do into six months. When he realizes he's going to live until he's seventy, he'll slow down.

Toby

If I had my way, he wouldn't live to Thanksgiving.

Toby

Oh, you're a man among men, Sully.

Well, thanks.

Toby

That wasn't a compliment!

You ain't naked or anything, are ya?

Toby

No, but I can be in about 2 seconds.

Well, take your time. I need a cup of coffee. [on phone] Ace Towing? Sullivan. I'm just around the corner. 313 Harvin. Pick me up. Charge it. Tip Top Construction Company. Thanks. [hangs up phone] Horace?...

Horace Yaney

Hi, Sully. I ain't naked either.

Thank God for that!

I want to thank you for thinking of me.

Toby

Yeah.

I, uh... You know, until a while ago, I could've... I could've... but... I just found out I'm somebody's grandfather. I'm somebody's father, and... and maybe... I'm somebody's friend in the bargain. So...

Toby

Yeah. You are a man among men.

I know, it's not a compliment.

Toby

No, this time it is.

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