Wirf The plaintiff. It's a lock.
I'll take the defendant.
Birdy
You weren't even here for the stories.
Yeah, but I know my lawyer.
Played by Gene Saks 
Nobody's Fool (1994) · 31 quotes
Nobody's Fool (1994) · 31 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Nobody's Fool (1994): in 7 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Sully (6)
Scenes with Wirf
7 scenes Wirf Wirf Sooner or later we'll wear the bastards down. The court is already starting to get pissed. You heard the judge.
He's pissed at you, Wirf!
Wirf Only because he knows I won't go away.
I know how he feels.
I should have known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer.
Wirf You can't afford a two-legged lawyer.
I can't believe it's gonna take you that long to get me out of jail.
Wirf Don't blame me, I'm a Jew. They're not my holidays.
A Jew? Really? I didn't know that. How come you ain't smart?
Wirf How can I start getting you out of jail when you won't go in?
What's the matter with you?
Wirf I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.
Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.
Wirf You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you?
You don't need a leg, you need a parrot.
Wirf Damn, Sully, when your luck turns... it turns.
