I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and THIS happens. Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the **** with? Saurel. I mean, what are the **** odds? There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more ****, was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. It had nothing to **** do with me! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki. You know, the founder of Benihana. Benihana? Beni-****-hana? BENI-****-HANA?! WHY?! WHY, WHY, GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of **** hibachi restaurants to take me down?!