“Wake up, you bastard! Wake up! Oi! Wake up, you bastard! You gotta...” – Marwood, Withnail and I ... Movie Quotes Database

Marwood

Wake up, you bastard! Wake up! Oi! Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood.

Withnail

Jesus! You're covered in shit.

Marwood

I tried to get the fuel and wood. There's a miserable little pensioner down there. She wouldn't give it to me.

Withnail

Where are we gonna get it, then?

Marwood

There's a man on the mountain. Why he's up there, **** knows. But he's up there with a leg in polythene. You can't miss him. He's your man. And have another look in that shed. Find anything. If you can't find anything, bring in the shed.

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