“I wouldn't drink that if I were you.” – Marwood, Withnail and I ... Movie Quotes Database

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Marwood

I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

Withnail

Why not?

Marwood

Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.

Withnail

Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

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