Helga Eveshim When your father was a boy like you, and living with me here in Norway, I told him about witches too, so that he would always be aware. Now, the most important thing you should know about real witches is this - now listen very carefully! Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs. Grand High Witch I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today. Bruno Jenkins You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now.