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Don't care how, I want it now! Don't care how, I want it [plummets down the "bad egg" chute] noooooooooowwwwwwwww.....
Willy Wonka
Gene Wilder · 58 quotes
Veruca Salt
Julie Dawn Cole · 15 quotes
Charlie Bucket
Peter Ostrum · 11 quotes
Grandpa Joe
Jack Albertson · 10 quotes
Oompa Loompas
8 quotes
Mrs. Teevee
Nora Denney · 4 quotes
Sam Beauregarde
Leonard Stone · 4 quotes
Violet Beauregarde
Denise Nickerson · 4 quotes
Mr. Turkentine
David Battley · 3 quotes
Stanley Kael, Second News Anchorman
3 quotes
First News Anchorman
1 quote
Most scenes together: Willy Wonka & Veruca Salt (9), Willy Wonka & Grandpa Joe (7), Grandpa Joe & Charlie Bucket (7)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory quotes
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I want a party with roomfuls of laughter, / Ten thousand tons of ice cream, / And if I don't get the things I am after, / I'm going to SCREAM!
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I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.
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In spring time, the only pretty ring time. Birds sing, hey ding, A-ding A-ding. Sweet Lovers love...the Spring. [from As You Like It by William Shakespeare.]
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Oompa loompa doompadee doo.
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doompadah dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three!
Why doun't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Oompa loompa doompadee doo.I've got a perfect puzzle for you.Oompa loompa doompadee dee.If you are wise, you'll listen to me.What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?Eating as much as an elephant eats.What are you at getting terribly fat?What do you think will come of that?I don't like the look of it!
[softly singing, then shouting, on the famous boat ride]
There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? is it snowing? is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing, AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!
A small step for mankind, but a giant leap for us. [Misinterpretation of Neil Armstrong's famous quote upon being the first man to walk on the moon.]
Adieu! Adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow. [From William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene 2. Originally "Good night! Good night! Parting etc."]