Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory quotes

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View Quote A small step for mankind, but a giant leap for us. [Misinterpretation of Neil Armstrong's famous quote upon being the first man to walk on the moon.]

View Quote Adieu! Adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow. [From William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene 2. Originally "Good night! Good night! Parting etc."]

View Quote All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. [From "Sea Fever" by John Masefield.]

View Quote And so shines a good deed in a weary world. [When Charlie puts the Everlasting Gobbstopper on Wonka's desk.] -

View Quote Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere, and not a drop to drink...yet. [A reference to Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner".]

View Quote Candy is dandy; but liquor is quicker. [A poem by Ogden Nash.]

View Quote Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.

View Quote Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.

View Quote For some moments in life there are no words.

View Quote Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...

View Quote Hurry! We have so much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

View Quote I told you not to silly boy.

View Quote I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU FOR THIS, WONKA, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!! (to himself) I got a blueberry for a daughter.

View Quote If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

View Quote Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. [A reference to Thomas Alva Edison's famous aphorism.]