A character in Willow (1988)

Willow quotes from Willow (1988)

Warwick Davis
Played by Warwick Davis Willow (1988) · 39 quotes

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Willow (1988): in 11 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: High Aldwin (8), Madmartigan (7)

A line from Willow

Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!

More lines from Willow

1 quote
Willow

Her name is not 'Sticks'. She's Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!

Scenes with Willow

9 scenes
Willow:

Don't call me a peck!

Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!

Willow:

You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a...

[Bavmorda laughs]

You're no sorcerer!

Willow:

Into a realm where evil cannot touch her!

Impossible! There's no such place!

Willow:

We need your help!

[sarcastically]

My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer.

Willow:

You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

Willow:

Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!

I just saved that infant's life!

Willow:

What's that?

Smells like a battle.

Willow:

I suppose you're a warrior.

I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?

Willow:

Ouch! What'd you bite me for?

Fin Raziel:

Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.

Willow:

Well, you could've warned me!

What the hell happened up there?

Willow:

You started spouting poetry. 'I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!' You almost got us killed!

'I love you Sorsha?' I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?

[about Elora]

She is kinda cute... When she's quiet.

Willow:

She's really a princess.

Really? And you're a great sorcerer... And I'm the king of Cashmir. Go to sleep, Willow.

Well, looks like I got ya here.

You? What did you do?

All you did was hang around, and eat our eggs! Eh?

Willow

I found a boat, we're all set!

Good. Take these lizards out and drown'em!

Lizards?!? Who're you calling lizards?!? (Franjean and Rool growl threateningly)

You're mother was a lizard!

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