Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

93 total quotes

Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

View Quote [After watching the newsreel] That's it!! THAT'S the connection!!!

View Quote I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.

View Quote [To Roger, Eddie Valiant having saved her life] My hero! [To Roger] Oh, honey bunny!

View Quote (Roger finds Benny locked in the back of the Toon Patrol paddy wagon)
Benny the Cab: Hey, you weasels! Let me outta here, will ya? Come on! I gotta make a living!
Roger Rabbit: Eddie! We got ourselves a ride! Open the doors!

View Quote [to Roger as Doom tries his "Shave-and-a-haircut trick"] I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.

View Quote [When all is over]
Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Roger, you were magnificent.
Roger Rabbit: Was I, really?
Jessica Rabbit: Better than Goofy.

View Quote (As Eddie "entertains" the weasels) Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're "killing 'em"! You're "slaying 'em"! You're "knocking 'em dead"!

View Quote [After a weasel is caught in a bear trap from Jessica's cleavage]
Eddie Valiant: Nice "booby" trap.

View Quote Scotch on the rocks. AND I MEAN ICE!

View Quote [After Smart Ass disagrees with the song lyrics] No, but this does. [kicks Smart Ass to the dip mixer, killing him]

View Quote Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

View Quote [catching Eddie with Jessica] Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

View Quote [A weasel tries to frisk Jessica too close to her cleavage, and gets his hand caught in a bear-trap hidden therein] Nice booby-trap.

View Quote Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?

View Quote Smart Ass: Don't make us play rough, Valiant. We just want the rabbit.
Roger Rabbit: What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do?
Eddie Valiant: What's all this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit.