Eddie Valiant
You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
Roger Rabbit
But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.
Eddie Valiant
Sit down!
Roger Rabbit
You don't understand. Those people needed to laugh.
Eddie Valiant
Then when they're done laughing, they'll call the cops. That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel.
Roger Rabbit
Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in.
Eddie Valiant
Why? Because you made him laugh?
Roger Rabbit
That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.

