So what do you do with these women, you just get up out of bed and leave?

Sure.

Well explain to me how you do it. What do you say?

You'd say you have an early meeting, early haircut or a squash game.

You don't play squash.

They don't know that they just met me.

That's disgusting.

I know, I feel terrible.

You know I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would've ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning and clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace. Not that I would know this.

Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.

Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

Hey I don't feel great about this but I don't hear anyone complaining.

Of course not, you're out of the door too fast.