Harry
There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally
And Ingrid Bergman is low maintenance?
Harry
An L.M. Definitely.
Sally
Which one am I?
Harry
You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Sally
I don't see that.
Harry
You don't see that? "Waiter, I'll begin with the house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side, and then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side." 'On the side' is a very big thing for you.
Sally
Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Harry
I know, high maintenance.

