You know the first time I met I really didn't like you that much.

I didn't like you.

Yeah you did, you were just so uptight then. You're much softer now.

You know I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a complement but really it's an insult.

OK, you're still as hard as nails.

I just didn't want to sleep with you and you had to write it off as a character flaw instead of dealing with the possibility that it might have something to do with you.

What's the statute of limitation on apologies?

Ten years.

Ooo, I can just get it in under the wire.

Would you like to have dinner with me some time?

Are we becoming friends now?

Well... [Pause] yeah.

Great! A woman friend... You know you may be the first attractive woman I have not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.

That's wonderful Harry.